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Powdered Milk Man

The Powdered Milk Man is the largest competitor in the WXW, and has quickly earned the respect of the other members of the willygoat roster. The monster made his first appearance at Bocephus Kill Whitey, under the name of the Milk Man, with a glass of spoiled milk in hand. He lasted 15 minutes in a handicap match against the jTa, then he jumped to his feet and chased them off afterwards. At the next event, the Milk Man got his revenge, defeating Dirty Harry and Big Truble in a rematch - but not without the help of Harvey Dangerous. The Milk Man aligned himself with Harvey Dangerous, and former SAW star GW. GW convinced the Milk Man to wrestle under his real name, Zack Varsity, and at Hey Come On We're Not From Texas, Varsity and GW won the WXW Tag Team Titles in a spectacular match against the jTa. At Christmas Carnage II, Jr, Son, Team Varsity lost their Tag Team Titles and the team split, after Varsity told GW to grab the weenie of one of their opponents. The big man is now going by the name of Powdered Milk Man, but apparently he still works up a sweat while eating hot dogs.

Finishing Move: Walking Sideslam
Entrance Music: "Powdered Milk Man" by the Aquabats
Titles Held: WXW Tag Team Titles; Ugliest Crack