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Jesus Skynyrd
Jesus Skynyrd is the son of the late, great Ronnie Van Zant and he hails from South Carolina. He drives to WXW events in his 1984 IROC Camaro, and it is one bad machine. The WXW is Skynyrd's playground, where he tries to spread his nonviolent message to the other competitors. At Hey Come On We're Not From Texas, Jesus Skynyrd was supposed to face Harvey Dangerous in a match, but instead he baptized Harvey in the Deep Run Creek, and let Dangerous pin him. Skynyrd claimed that it was his final appearance in Willygoat Xtreme Wrestling, but most WXW superstars believe that they will see Jesus Skynyrd again one day.
Entrance Music: "Something To Believe In" by Poison
LordZilla
LordZilla is the evil alter ego of Jesus Skynyrd. He first appeared at Christmas Carnage II, Jr, Son, during what was supposed to be the second baptism of Harvey Dangerous. Skynyrd explained that he had forsaken the Lord above, and taken into his heart the lord below. He then poured goat's blood on Harvey Dangerous in an attempt to make Harvey a little more evil, and a lot loss of a pussy. At Muddy Massacre, LordZilla made his presence felt once more as he blessed a saddened Mooligan, and made him happy once more. LordZilla also gave Harvey D an anal blessing when he violated him with a baseball bat. At Trailer Trash Xtreme Bash, Lordzilla used the Hubcap of Life to revive CJ Earnhardt after a fatal car wreck. Then at JITH, he baptized the SAW Champion the Walterd. At Date Rape, LordZilla revealed that he was Big Truble's new corner man, and he aided the Senator in his match with the Corduroy King.
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