Captain Numbnutz

Captain Numbnutz is one of the few members of the WXW that can boast about having a perfect singles record. The Mexican superstar's record is indeed spotless - he's never won a singles match in Willygoat Xtreme Wrestling. Rumor has it that Numbnutz came to America to be an orange merchant, but a group of girl scouts kicked his ass and ran off with his fruit. The Captain wanted to learn how to defend himself, so he decided to join the WXW. Apparently the luchador has learned next to nothing, when it comes to wrestling OR English. He was in the classic Mexican Death Match against Fabu, and actually had a chance to win the WXW Championship in a match set up by Harvey Dangerous. At Hey Come On We're Not From Texas, Numbnutz lost another heartbreaker to Fabu in a rematch of their classic Mexican Death Match. At Christmas Carnage II, Jr, Son, Numbnutz's career hit an all-time low, and he was defeated easily by the Mooligan. At Trailer Trash Xtreme Bash, Captain Numbnutz lost to the Senator, but later in the day he recorded his first victory as one half of Los Fabulosos. At JITH, the Captain was defeated easily by the VWF's Disco Gangsta.


	Willygoat Xtreme Wrestling \| home Big Truble \| Dirty Harry \| Dave \| The Pedophiliac \| G.W. \| Harvey Dangerous \| The Bel \| Lethal Lucho \| Corduroy King \| The Walterd \| Jesus Skynyrd \| Fabu \| Captain Numbnutz \| Super Hombre \| The Mooligan \| Drugs Delaney \| Son \| Powdered Milk Man \| Sasquatch Captain Numbnutz Captain Numbnutz is one of the few members of the WXW that can boast about having a perfect singles record. The Mexican superstar's record is indeed spotless - he's never won a singles match in Willygoat Xtreme Wrestling. Rumor has it that Numbnutz came to America to be an orange merchant, but a group of girl scouts kicked his ass and ran off with his fruit. The Captain wanted to learn how to defend himself, so he decided to join the WXW. Apparently the luchador has learned next to nothing, when it comes to wrestling OR English. He was in the classic Mexican Death Match against Fabu, and actually had a chance to win the WXW Championship in a match set up by Harvey Dangerous. At Hey Come On We're Not From Texas, Numbnutz lost another heartbreaker to Fabu in a rematch of their classic Mexican Death Match. At Christmas Carnage II, Jr, Son, Numbnutz's career hit an all-time low, and he was defeated easily by the Mooligan. At Trailer Trash Xtreme Bash, Captain Numbnutz lost to the Senator, but later in the day he recorded his first victory as one half of Los Fabulosos. At JITH, the Captain was defeated easily by the VWF's Disco Gangsta. Finishing Move: Butt Bump Trademark Move: Spicarooni Entrance Music: "Ando Bien Arreglado" by Las Tucanes